mugglebornheadcanon:

554. Muggleborns going to Hogwarts skipping down the hallways with their wands singing “Bibbity boppity boo!” every chance they get.

do you laugh at your own jokes
Anonymous

bewbin:

somebody’s gotta 

readalot99:

dennys:

…and the citizens ran through the streets, gripped with fear of being eaten, as the Fork Invasion of 2014 would irreparably alter their entire delicious lives…

Are you okay Denny’s?
chosen-undead:

Rare.
tea-tears-and-bbc:

#I actually can’t with this #His face at the end #He looks so sad #Like how could you possibly doubt how important you are #He’s been through time and space #Seen it all #900 years of exploring things you wouldn’t believe #But to him #Humans are still amazing and wonderful and IMPORTANT
crazycritterlife:

Sitting in the vet’s office with Ollie yesterday morning.

meladoodle:

bombing:

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates

bombing

pemsylvania

bewbin

Well fuck you guys

brandenemeyers:

ultrafacts:

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I feel smart now
I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
introverts (via richeigecko)
skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland


Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

pleaseletmetouchyourbutt:

my sense of humor is so warped

i mean

i don’t laugh at actual jokes

i laugh at things like:

I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT

NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT