554. Muggleborns going to Hogwarts skipping down the hallways with their wands singing “Bibbity boppity boo!” every chance they get.
Well fuck you guys
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Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?
And Microsoft Word?
my sense of humor is so warped
i don’t laugh at actual jokes
i laugh at things like:
I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT
NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT